Pitbull Makes you Poo.

Seen at the 2009 Las Vegas Winter Consumer Electronics Show, the Pitbull subwoofer driver seen here, was in the adjoining military and avionics show at the Sands Convention Centre on the floor under the adult entertainment industry exhibits. Something to do with covert operating methods we gather….
 
Said to be used exclusively for military applications, the object of the designers was to create a device capable of rendering the enemy incapacitated. Able, in the right military secret enclosure (we understand it is brachiospheric) to generate  a narrow beam of Coherent Combat Bass, the Pitbull will literally resonate with your internal body cavity and all volunteers thus tested have experienced dual loss of sphincter control when subjected to the output.
Messy.
Apparently, the discoidal magnet elements making up the massive motor structure are a Samarium-Cobalt-Unobtainium alloy and have more claggaferrets per metre than any magnet yet devised. The throw of the subwoofer is seven inches, max power handling is 15kW continuous, 30kW burst, resonant cone frequency is 7Hz, efficiency 124dB/1W/1M.
 They’ll only be available to bone-fide acoustic researchers and will cost £9,000.00 each.

And on a second rather more serious note:
SPL Death
A major mobile electronics dealership in Tampa, Florida has had a sad loss of two of its most talented staff. The proprietor, Todd Ramsay, found two bodies in his workshop when he opened up in the morning. He’d left two of his best guys working on a serious 183.0dB SPL install to finish it for the Spring Break and they felt they had a world record contender. The bodies were lying near the Dodge Ram vehicle with blood stained noses and ears. The windows were all broken and the Audio Control meter they were using with the highest SPL pressure sensor connected was still showing a display that read 183.6dB. Todd said, “The Hardass SPL team will really miss Bubba and Goober. We have to enter the install in their memory, but we are worried about health and safety issues…”