ASBO Audio Tuning & Styling

SCOOP! This new year we have exclusive news of the launch of a new UK brand to be called ASBO. Named for and aimed at the young (stroppy yoof) who may not have the cash to buy expensive kit but still wants to be able to access Uber-cool audio, tuning and styling kit for their rides at keen prices. Sold via the net direct from the manufacturer straight to the end users, the range is designed to please those who when asked to turn it down are liable to respond with ‘Tell it to someone who gives a s***!’

It’ll be sold only via link and there will be giveaways and extra doings on there to amuse the short of attention span. Part of their big stroppy plot is to fix things so that if you are over eighteen and work in the UK, the chances are you can get your toys now and pay in six months on the drip. (Note for grown-ups = credit facilities on easy terms.)
It ain’t art but it sounds like it aughta kick arse and really piss off all the inhabitants of Worthing, Eastbourne and Southend.
We’ll keep an eye on these bad-attitude nutters, they sound fun. Meanwhile the outfit behind the idea have been trading 25 years and sell their other brands of kit in 17 countries already.
An ASBO or Anti-Social Behaviour Order is earned by being noisy and obnoxious late at night and refusing to turn down your music as well as the more obvious contraband issues. Should sell well in the Thames Estuary, then&;