Strapping
In an effort to replace ‘Pure Sex on a 12 Volt battery’ with something as evocative but less insane, we asked the TA members of 500 posts or more for their suggestions for a new strapline. 
The response was literally awesome, both in volume and the quality of wit displayed. So rather than leave it where only those with 500 posts or more on the forum may read it, I decided to compile it all for posterity!
The prize for the writer of the winning strapline is a £1,000 value from JBL yet to be finalised.
Here’s what we got&;.
m1pui
TalkAudio – Your car is the stage
TalkAudio – Helps Music Come Alive
ShadowTD:
TalkAudio – Life begins at 500 posts
TalkAudio – Bring on the wobble
TalkAudio – Ear defenders are for pussies
TalkAudio – Real men drop to 20hz
TalkAudio – Real men do it in their cars
TalkAudio – YOU’LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!
TalkAudio – Quality on four wheels
TalkAudio – The new wave of mobile entertainment
TalkAudio – The future of mobile electronics
TalkAudio – Absolutely Everything In-car
TalkAudio – Car audio and beyond
TalkAudio – The next generation of in-vehicle electronics
TalkAudio – In-vehicle electronics for everyone
Paul S
TalkAudio – The other TA (not them weekend warriors)
Sando
TalkAudio – Where we talk. About Audio
TalkAudio – The future of Audio. Full-stop.
TalkAudio – Home of the only name in In Car Electronics. We don’t mean the definitive, we literally mean the only name in Car Audio: Adam Rayner. Well go on, smartie-pants, name another?
SwitchBlade
TalkAudio – It’s why I remortgaged
TalkAudio – Helps get your audio talking
TalkAudio – Masses of mobile media mischief
TalkAudio – because it sounds better than knob twiddler’s anonymous
markwalker84
TalkAudio – Where 12 inches is never enough
TalkAudio – Show Us Your Wooofer!
TalkAudio – Get Your Woofers Out!
R-P
TalkAudio – Where playing with your knob is regarded essential
TalkAudio – First talk, then listen
Variant on that:
TalkAudio – like a woman: talking is good, but listening is where the reward is hidden
TalkAudio – where the delicate ring of a triangle meets 170dB
TalkAudio – get back on topic, will ya?
TalkAudio – more views is more wisdom
TalkAudio – moves the globe…
TalkAudio – Rocks the World
TalkAudio – From Sonic to Seismic Sensations
Mallett’s Mallett
TalkAudio -In Car Everything
TalkAudio – Automotive Entertainment
TalkAudio – In Car Encyclopaedia
TalkAudio – The ICE Oracle
Chrig
TalkAudio – Leave your wallet at the door
TalkAudio – We give away lots of free stuff
Twonks
TalkAudio – InCar audio nirvana.
TalkAudio – InCar audio excellence
TalkAudio – You may just like it
TalkAudio – In Car Entertainment from beginners to experts
TalkAudio – In Car Entertainment from experts to beginners
TalkAudio – Is what we do
TalkAudio – Telling people what’s watt since 1873
TalkAudio – Leave the purple mosfet at the door
TalkAudio – 6x9s are not the answer
TalkAudio – Although not on a first date
TalkAudio – I should be cleaning the house.
Oz
TalkAudio – Where Everybody Knows Your Gain
TalkAudio – First And Last Words In Ice
TalkAudio – The More You Talk, The Louder Your Car
TalkAudio – Emptying Wallets Since 199x
TalkAudio – Its Like Porn For The Ears
Gunswick
TalkAudio – Better than KFC
The Rug Doctor
TalkAudio – The perfect stage
TalkAudio – Where your Screen becomes the stage
TalkAudio – The world’s best in mobile electronics
TalkAudio – Car Audio Conversation, Innovation & Installation
Rob Himself
TalkAudio – The home of mobile electronics
TalkAudio – You heard it here first
Mr Bump
TalkAudio – Bandwagon creation, 2000 and beyond
TalkAudio – Come for advice, stay for MO
Paul.S
TalkAudio – When we burp, the neighbourhood FEELS it
TalkAudio – Seismic Record Breakers
supraman
TalkAudio – Because its good to listen
TalkAudio – its really not what you think (MO)
TalkAudio – Helping you to listen better
Edgey
TalkAudio – The ICE community
TalkAudio – The Online ICE community
Surj
TalkAudio- Titillating Sonic Verbatim!
TalkAudio – Passionate about ICE
TalkAudio – Fanatical about ICE
TalkAudio – Totally ICE’d out
TalkAudio – The Forefront of ICE
TalkAudio – The ‘Black Book’ of Mobile Audio
TalkAudio – Mobile Audio Addicts
DanSound
TalkAudio – Playing music ’till it Hertz
Boring tdi
TalkAudio – Where God (insert other deity of choice) seeks advice
TalkAudio – We’re responsible for seismic activity
TalkAudio – 10 guesses what we do
Harryredchow
TalkAudio – Automotive Audio Excellence
TalkAudio -Absolute Audio Excellence
Ciqala
TalkAudio – We trash more stock units than a recession
TalkAudio – Melting ICE since 2000insert proper founding year here
TalkAudio – Putting the ICE into ADVICE
TalkAudio – Number one in our field (you know the one where we have the T meets, that one)
TalkAudio – Never sub par
TalkAudio – Box Building Banging Beats Bass Booming Basically
TalkAudio – From your first install to your first producer we’ve got you covered
TalkAudio – Its not about the size of your install, it’s how you boom with it
TalkAudio – The Real Speakers Corner
TalkAudio – Speakers Corner
TalkAudio – Be Heard Above The Herd
Devices
TalkAudio – Sound Advice
TalkAudio – Loud to SQ, We always welcome you
TalkAudio – Gain The Advantage
TalkAudio – Big About Serious Sounds
TalkAudio – where one of the mods tries to have sex with you
TalkAudio – There are blokes uglier/sadder than you. Seriously
TalkAudio – Making Adam Rayner look Slim since 2000
TalkAudio – Sound AdvICE
TalkAudio – Power, Ground, and Pound!
TalkAudio – Serious Sound, Soul, and Style
TalkAudio – Stop. Listen. Learn
TalkAudio – Girls, Boys, Bass, Noise…
TalkAudio – The Sound of Audio Heaven
TalkAudio – Does exactly what it says on the tin
TalkAudio – Home of the most respectable names in InCar Electronics. And Adam Rayner
TalkAudio – Your car will never be the same again!
thejoose
TalkAudio – The world’s premier community for all things ICE
TalkAudio – Passionate about In Car Electronics
TalkAudio -Passionate about In Car Electronics since…..
TalkAudio -The only choice for In Car Entertainment News, Views, Advice and Reviews
TalkAudio -Moving to the beat of In Car Entertainment
TalkAudio -Moving to the beat of Car Electronics
TalkAudio – The Power to move you
TalkAudio – Sounds to good to be true
TalkAudio – In Car Electronics/Entertainment for the Mobile Generation
TalkAudio – Drive it, Hear it, Love it
TalkAudio – Music makes the wheels turn
TalkAudio – In Car Entertainment for the future
TalkAudio – The biggest, the best, the loudest
TalkAudio – Quality and Quantity, we have it both
TalkAudio – Car Audio from Alpine to Zapco
TalkAudio – Car Audio Matters
TalkAudio – The world’s largest car audio community
TalkAudio – Home to the best car audio advice
lotech
TalkAudio – Where car audio starts
TalkAudio – THE stage for car audio
TalkAudio – Not just a forum
TalkAudio – Talk to people who are passionate
TalkAudio – Find others like yourself!
TalkAudio – Share your hobby
TalkAudio – Another dimension of audio
TalkAudio – We listen
TalkAudio – Advice, Discussion and Passion
TalkAudio – Not just another audio site
TalkAudio – The beginning and end of audio discussion
Tim reeves
TalkAudio – We know car audio
TalkAudio – We know car audio and most other things
TalkAudio – The UK’s premier car audio & electronics magazine and forum
TalkAudio – Come for advice, stay for a chat
TalkAudio – We give away stuff for free
Rich B86
TalkAudio – The In Car Entertainment Experience
TalkAudio – The In Car Experience
Leepee
TalkAudio – The second best thing to do in empty car parks
TalkAudio – Enter the new ICE age
TalkAudio – Mixing rev ranges with frequency ranges
TalkAudio – Passion, measured in decibels
TalkAudio – All your bass are belong to us
TalkAudio – Because life needs a soundtrack
TalkAudio – providing life’s soundtrack
TalkAudio – Measuring smiles by the dB
TalkAudio – Dude, you smell burning?
Amphetamine
TalkAudio – If it makes your car shake then we want to talk about it (please keep dogging threads to MO)
TalkAudio – Hated by TSO since 19xx
TalkAudio – Lose the 6×9’s mate
TalkAudio – Come for the advice, stay for the community
TalkAudio – When you’re bored of the car audio there’s still movies, music, computers and porn
TalkAudio – Built from epic win and lols.
Killahertz
TalkAudio – ICE Cool
TalkAudio – Love Hertz and music matters
bayvanman
TalkAudio – Music makes our world go around
Neeley
TalkAudio – c.u.m over hear
TalkAudio – The evolution of sound
McC
TalkAudio – welcome to the ICE age
KaosKustomsUK
TalkAudio – Automotive Excellence
TalkAudio – No power caps at the bar please
TalkAudio – I.C.E Cool
TalkAudio – Gain=Volume?
Benny
TalkAudio – Because if you don’t drive a remapped BMW with a RE sub in the back, people will poke you in the eye
TalkAudio – Because spending hours with other men in a car park in the middle of December really is a great idea
TalkAudio – A bit like the pub, but you can do it at work
TalkAudio – Keeping streetbassers off the streets and in the car-parks
TalkAudio – Denting Sony’s sales figures since 2001
TalkAudio – Because you got banned from your other forums
TalkAudio – Sanctuary for Spackers
TalkAudio – We can’t explain Bladon any better than Darwin can, so stop asking
TalkAudio – Because you work on an oil rig and nobody else will talk to you
TalkAudio – who care’s if you cant speel you can stil streetBASSS!!!!!
TalkAudio – Because you’re too lazy to find your own bongo
TalkAudio – Distorting your view of reality since 2001
TalkAudio – From Alpine subs to **** **** faster than a Jabba VRs can do 0-60
TalkAudio – Because proper group therapy is expensive
TalkAudio – Because they all sound the same
WonkyJon
TalkAudio – the ultimate car audio community
TalkAudio – why go anywhere else?
TalkAudio – Try it, you might like it
TalkAudio – I’m Lovin it
TalkAudio – Because you’re worth it.
Of course, some of those may bring some bother from well established companies
schmeet
TalkAudio – A Man’s Best Friend
TalkAudio – Where Music Comes To Live
TalkAudio – A visit a day keeps the money away
TalkAudio – We’ve Got What It Takes To Take What You’ve Got
TalkAudio – Learn to enjoy a traffic jam
TalkAudio – To Audio What KFC is to Chicken
easytease
TalkAudio – taking audio to another level
Magicmushroom69
TalkAudio – Aural perfection
TalkAudio – Sound advice
Kineticz
TalkAudio – If it ain’t bassy I don’t want to know
TalkAudio – Altogether Audio Enrichment for your Senses
Matt A.
TalkAudio – In car purists
TalkAudio – ICE/Community/Friendship
TalkAudio – I.C.E – Installs, Community, Entertainment
TalkAudio – Online Resource
TalkAudio – Everything InCar
TalkAudio – InCar Perfection
Simonh
TalkAudio – Everybody Hertz
DAP
TalkAudio – Aural Pleasure
TalkAudio – Stocks are for Cocks
TalkAudio – May Contain Nuts
narcotiks
TalkAudio – like talkSPORT but about audio
Johnny Sangha
TalkAudio – Got me into debt, but it’s worth it
TalkAudio – The Real Art of Entertainment
TalkAudio – Learn more, Know more
TalkAudio – The In Car Entertainment Community
TalkAudio – Friends of the Audio fanatics
TalkAudio – Come and have a go if you think your loud enough!!
TalkAudio – Welcomes all
TalkAudio – ICE, the Bible
Stuie
TalkAudio – The way it’s meant to be heard
TalkAudio – Ice inside
Mr. Foom
TalkAudio – You’ll Never Leave
TalkAudio – Because Your Wife Doesn’t Understand You
TalkAudio – Relatively Work-Safe
TalkAudio – Routing The Hand That Feeds It
TalkAudio – We Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle…
TalkAudio – Stock Is For Chickens
TalkAudio – Bass Isn’t a Fish
TalkAudio – Like Loaded Used To Be When It Was Good
TalkAudio – Arguing Amongst Ourselves Since 1873
TalkAudio – 90% Installation 10% Madness
Andy @ React
TalkAudio – Sleep Audio. Live Audio
Bibby
TalkAudio – More Than You Bargained For
TalkAudio – Food for Ears
TalkAudio – Absolute ICE
TalkAudio – Reliable Advice on ICE
Buju Banton
TalkAudio – Standing in the Rain all day at meets since CD was invented
TalkAudio – Wobble or Wang – What’s your thang?
TalkAudio – Best advice on ICE
TalkAudio – Invented for your car before the iPod
TalkAudio – No crap brands just crap members
TalkAudio – Bass? SQ? What’s your fetish?
emmauk
TalkAudio – Welcome to the art of noise
TalkAudio – Welcome to the art of Audio
TalkAudio – Welcome to the art of in-car entertainment
TalkAudio – Welcome to the future of in-car entertainment
TalkAudio – Welcome to the world of in-car entertainment
TalkAudio – Be a part of the experience
TalkAudio – Welcome to the evolution of in-car entertainment
M40COO
TalkAudio – True Aural Love Kindled
TalkAudio – EnjoyAudio LoveAudio
TalkAudio – Stop Look Listen
TalkAudio – Frequencies, born and raised
TalkAudio – Aurally Entertaining
TalkAudio – for your aural pleasure
firestarter
TalkAudio – The Internet home of In Car Electronics
Samuelellis
TalkAudio – where the children of the cone go
TalkAudio – Hells decibels are about
BassJunkie83
TalkAudio – The definitive car audio resource
TalkAudio – And you thought the meaning of life was 42
Joe_g
TalkAudio – Because when your wife leaves you, you’ll still have us lot
TalkAudio – The credit crunch means nothing to us
TalkAudio – View the thread about Buju’s ex’s to really boost your self esteem
TalkAudio – Think you saw it all in prison?
TalkAudio – Shoving thick cables into obscure places since 1999
TalkAudio – What overdrafts were thought up for
TalkAudio – ‘Cos no other forum will think your Fiat Panda’s cool
TalkAudio – The most addictive thing online since 3-D golf.
mbh69
TalkAudio – if Carlsberg made online communities
Barnie
TalkAudio – more than just a noise
TalkAudio – where sounds becomes pleasure
TalkAudio – still trying to prove the 33Hz theory
Keviňo
TalkAudio – Because your old system sounded ass Shandy Sam
TalkAudio – Installation 70% Complete, 90% of the time
TalkAudio – Try as a substitute for crack, it’s just as addictive and expensive. You may still need to kill folk to fund you habit. But it’s not physically addictive.
micb
TalkAudio – Audio On The Move
And of all that lot – here are my favourites as likely real-world use items&;.
TalkAudio – The future of mobile electronics
TalkAudio – Absolutely Everything In-car
TalkAudio – In Car Everything
TalkAudio – In Car Entertainment from beginners to experts
TalkAudio – The home of mobile electronics
TalkAudio – Passionate about In Car Electronics
TalkAudio -The only choice for In Car Entertainment News, Views, Advice and Reviews
TalkAudio – The UK’s premier car audio & electronics magazine and forum
TalkAudio – The In Car Entertainment Community
TalkAudio – The Internet home of In Car Electronics
TalkAudio – The definitive car audio resource
A poll has been raised to vote for the one to use. Go see! Go Vote!
Poll result is now in use on the front page…..